"A woman doesn't spend all her time buying things: she spends part of it taking them back." - Ed Howe
What Beer is for
She told me that we couldn't afford beer any more and I'd have to quit
Then I caught her spending $65 for makeup.
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said that she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
- submitted by George, AZ
His side of it…
Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the seasons. Let it be.
You have too many shoes.
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
Her side of it…
Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will.
Mark anniversaries on a calendar and leave a note a week before on the bathroom mirror.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
For our anniversary, I don't need diamonds, furs, or a fancy dinner. I need diamonds, furs, AND a fancy dinner.
The three most important words in a relationship are: "Whatever you say". - submitted by Bob L., Az
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