Grass Roots Philosophy May 13, 2008

The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line.
Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze"
She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually."
And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed. - Ellen DeGeneres

• "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
  - Thomas Jefferson


• ''Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it,'' said the Irish Philosopher, James Stephens


• "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." - WC Fields


• "Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night." - Philip K. Dick


• "A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire." - Lee Iacocca

Congress - please, please get the philosopher's stone

"If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone."
- Benjamin Franklin


A word to those who buy Politicians on Price alone…


"There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey."
- John Ruskin